A couple of months ago I wrote about a new book entitled Potty, Fartwell and Knob by Russell Ash which is a celebration of some of the more absurd British names through the centuries. I now have a copy of this book and had to share some of the odder names with you.Do you remember those joke book titles that used to be bandied around some time ago - "The Baby Sitter" by Justin Casey Howles, and "Yellow River" by IP Daly? Well, these names are almost too perfect for jokey book titles - which is weird considering they were all real people, documented with dates and everything. Here are some of them:
Lou Roll
Gladys Friday
Dick Tater
Large Bee
Hugh Swelling
Page Turner
Mike Robe
E Vil
Love A Duck
Min Spiess
Tom Ato
P Freely
Luke Warm
Lew Pole
F Off
Ben Dover
T Cosy
Sally Vates
Then there were a bunch of names that would have meant very little to the holder in days gone by, but give us a chuckle now. Take for instance:
I Pod
ID Card
T Vee
E Mail
Eva Ready
Jay Walker
Jean Pool
Al Dente
Tommy Gun
Sue Perman
Al Fresco
There are also some delightfully naughty names, some of which I will share with you tomorrow.

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