Some parents should be shot. Surely having a surname such as "Boner" or "Hardon" is bad enough without exacerbating the problem by giving them a Christian name that draws attention to it?
I mean, what's wrong with "Rick Hardon" or "Gerry Boner"? Why call these two boys Ivor and Daily respectively?
Then there are those families with relatively innocent surnames such as Myass and Ulate. Why would anyone call these two unfortunate babies Dick and Jack?
Still quoting from Potty, Fartwell and Knob, here are some of the ruder names I mentioned the other day.
Dick Surprise
Daily Boner
Ivor Hardon
N Gorge
Dick Justin
Mo Lester
Virtue Slip
Anice Bottom
Jeani Talia
Dick Brain
D Viant
R Slicker
Dick Myass
Ray Pugh
Jack Ulate
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